Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Baffling Books

A collection of books with odd titles and topics. Just goes to show anybody can write a book. No conventional ideas? No problem!


Omg, I want this book! Seriously, i'd read that O_o

In this book you'll find the original story of Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen, plus bone crunching zombie action.

No, that is not a typo, and the content is as advertised.

This one is titled "Fuckin' Concrete Contemporary Abstract Algebra Introduction"...

"If you have ever wondered what action to take to keep clear of a fast moving ship, this book will remove the doubt."

This book is meant to teach children to recognize animals by their butts, before turning the page to see the whole animal. We arent making children smarter with all these "educational" shows, computer games, movies, toys, and books... we're just making them weirder!

A book of Italian gestures, the phrases and words they represent, and the English translations.

Now here's a creepy one. "
Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family."

I must read this book!


Including chapters such as "How To Eat With Your Pussy", "Nursing a Sick Pussy" and of course "Exercising Your Pussy" (seriously)

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