Thursday, December 24, 2009

Perplexing Portraits - Awkward! #2

Just... wow. The things some people think of... Family photo fails!

Um, ok, im just gonna come right out and say it, wtf is wrong with these people?

Wow, what the hell Santa??

Yikes... No wonder the dog appears to be looking for the best escape rout

How did they manage so many fails in one picture?? Lets all count them shall we? Everybody together now... 1) Bad sweater choice/possible laundry mix up, 2) Huge bow on the dog, 3) (ugly) Boots in place of Christmas stockings, 4) Gramps and botox barbie kidnapped the kid from A Christmas Story.

Those gingers have a dark side

Way to go on completely covering the tree... I wonder if they'd consider standing behind it next year. Please PLEASE tell me this was just a case of playing dress up gone horribly wrong!!

What the fuck??? "Ok you guys, family photo time! Everybody get naked, grab your leaf, and head outside!"

Lolll, look at the kid! Thats a playa in the making right there people

Don't worry, he wont remember any of this in the morning. The photographer however... scarred for life.

Im guessing the post office lost her letter to Santa?

Where does one acquire baby sized chain-mail anyway??

"Where's mah money, bitch?" Look at the kid second from the left though, is that a future member of another bad Disney channel boy band in the making or what??

We know what to do if we have ghost problems, but there's nobody in the world we can call to make this picture less awkward!


Oops, candid shot!

Um, couldn't agree on the props huh?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Creative Currency

Props to the many masters of money modification, the talented Joe D in particular, for bringing us art and then buying lunch with it.

Somehow this is one of my favorites

Sometimes it doesnt take much!

Oh dear, Frank is looking a little off color! And it looks like that bullet did more lasting damage than they lead us all to believe...


George Washington pittys the fool!

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER J-... Washington??

Lincoln log!

Nobody understands goth jackson