tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78816469875579719262024-03-12T20:33:44.672-07:00The Radical AntfarmGreetings! Please do not trip over the crime scene tape, I know its low but the gnomes kept walking right under.
First off, nothing posted here is meant to be offensive, so if your going to take things the wrong way, leave now. My general theme is humor. I may stray from that theme from time to time, im only human. That said...
This is The Radical Antfarm, and I am the Radical Antfarmer!Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-72874437140604299782010-12-18T19:10:00.001-08:002011-11-12T10:22:24.469-08:00How (not) to Ditch That BitchRaise your hand if you've ever had somebody break up with you for a ridiculous reason. Ok, hands down. Now raise your hand if the<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>way</span> that you were dumped was absurd. Im not talking absurd like via text message from the person while their sitting 3 seats behind you in math class on the day of homecoming, im talking more along the lines of a picture of a giraffe in place of an explanation. Now that's creative! Don't get me wrong, im not suggesting that nobody deserves a large public billboard declaring them a slimeball, because some certainly do deserve it. What I am suggesting is that not all break-ups are reasonable or make sense, some even verging on or surpassing totally ridiculous, and that this sometimes provides us (the uninvolved persons of internet anonymity) with excellent comedic material!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 449px; height: 326px;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5793/slide_5793_81238_large.jpg?1292734705106" /><br /><br /><br />Although a letter may not have been the way to go (and the ending is a little harsh), I am not going to lie, I do not think that dumping somebody for their political view is out of line. Elections are VERY important, wether we like it or not, and an entire freaking country is run based on our political choices, so whats not to understand? Somebody's political views say a decent amount about who they are (yes they do, don't kid yourself), and all break up's are because of who somebody is. Had my boyfriend chosen to vote McCain, I would have been violently sick, dumped him, then gotten in the shower for 3 days straight. Anybody who would put the fate of a country in the hands of somebody like that is not cool with me.<br />"Limited" made me laugh. What a great way to tone-down saying that somebody is not very bright! I can think of sooo many occasions when I couldn't find the right words, and that would have been PERFECT!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 372px; height: 409px;" src="http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/99/21/collegehumor.af7cda90b07790a336e815a535818271.jpg" /><br /><br />Poor Brad. Didn't realize Frankfurter had his webcam on, did you?<span style="font-size:85%;"> <span style="font-style: italic;">(</span>Audience:<span style="font-style: italic;"> Castles don't have webcams!)</span></span> I wouldn't know how to explain that to my fiancee either!<br />I can't decide if I love this guy or hate him. I mean, just the fact that he even came up with this is undeniable proof that he's awesome, but even awesome people are sometimes a**holes.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 274px;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5793/slide_5793_78321_large.jpg?1292738353888" /><br /><br /><br />I don't have much to say about this one... still to busy puzzling over 100,000,000 sparkly" trampolines"... If the handwriting weren't different i'd wonder if the infamous 2F was behind this one as well!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 430px; height: 312px;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5793/slide_5793_78338_large.jpg?1292738621102" /><br /><br /><br />I wasn't previously aware that 8 year olds had jumped on the break-up-letter bandwagon... but clearly that is the case! The recipient can't have been to torn up though, after all, who would want to keep dating somebody that spells for "4or"???<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 556px;" src="http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Breakup-Letter.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The P.S. made me laugh at first, but then I had to wonder, who's dog was it? It can't have been his or no explanation would be needed, so it was either hers or they owned it together. If it was hers, that's pretty awful... unless it truly did hate her. If they owned it together, well, I can't feel sorry for anybody because she should known that it's always a really stupid idea to share ownership of an animal with a significant other (unless married). Same goes for babies, except that ownership would be the wrong term then.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 430px; height: 312px;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5793/slide_5793_81248_large.jpg?1292740274702" /><br /><br /><br />Might be a little hard to read so I will do it for you... with commentary! Yay!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"-to be with. Joe loves me and I love him with the love you showed me. That is the gift I got from you...Love."</span> Well that's real classy... Oh wait, no it's not, that right there makes you a bitch. <span style="font-weight: bold;">"It never dies and will never lessen, subside or disappear. We will meet again one day in heaven and we'll love each other like there was no pause."</span> On what planet do you live? In unfortunate reality, love certainly can die, lessen, subside and disappear. As for that meeting in heaven bit, don't even get me started! <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Thank you so much for the gifts that you've given me - I thank you + God for the relationship I've been lucky enough to find because of you..."</span> If you found it because of him, why do you feel the need to credit god? <span style="font-weight: bold;">"I hope you are happy. I feel that I finally am. I love you S. monkey!"</span> "I love you" really is not very appropriate after all that... am I right? <span style="font-weight: bold;">(Deformed jellybean)"Always, Katie."</span><br />Whether sincere or secretly malicious, the whole thing was tactless.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 403px; height: 293px;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5793/slide_5793_81239_large.jpg?1292742552775" /><br /><br /><br />First, any guy who is that stupid deserves whatever he gets. I don't know if this girl was more mad about the pictures in general, or indignant that the other girl was fat. I understand that both might be a slap in the face, but ultimately I think the worst part about this is that he cared so little about his girlfriend that he couldn't even bother with being discrete. I know how that feels! And guys, just in case you didn't know, it's NOT ok to keep naked or revealing pictures of your ex! Women are less likely to do so, but it's not ok for us to do that either! BTW, also not cool to look through your boyfriend/girlfriend's phone!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 384px; height: 288px;" src="http://www.cmdrburrito.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny-breakup-billboard-mssage.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />You know whats scary about this one? She didn't just get 1 billboard, she got AT LEAST 3! I looked around and found 3 pictures of the same message that are for sure 3 different billboards, and another picture that looks like a 4th but might just be a different angle. You know what else is scary? Somebody copied it...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 371px; height: 277px;" src="http://4.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/8/collegehumor.fa9ea2d23dcaa4ec1cd533886382f449.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />If your going to go all out and get a billboard, why for fuck sake wouldn't you use it to also slander the name of the skank who messed around with your husband?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 370px; height: 605px;" src="http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/star-wars-love-letter.jpg" /><br /><br />Wow.... was he serious with this? Lets pretend we're watching a movie and somebody gets this letter. Sweet romantic music begins to play at "Dear Jessica" and continues right up through "let you go". At "Darth Vader", the music dies with that old power-down effect and the audience gapes in horror at the sheer awkwardness of the situation. That's pretty much how it went down in my head as I read this.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 227px;" src="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 356px; height: 259px;" src="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 359px; height: 231px;" src="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 362px; height: 233px;" src="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oh my god that's cold! After reading those all I could say for a whole minute was "Ooouucchhh!" repeatedly. That is really really harsh... I hope she did something horrible to have deserved that.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Here's a pretty amusing (but rather explicit and fake, probably) divorce letter but you'll need to view image and zoom in, sorry! Make your children leave the room if they can read... </span><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 331px; height: 451px;" src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4703/1207198525271.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">It's pretty bad when you do your best to slander somebody in a break up letter and only end up making yourself look retarded and psychotic, and causing the reader to feel extremely relieved on the behalf of the lucky recipient who is now rid of you. The award for biggest break-up-letter fail EVER goes to the girl who wrote this next letter. </span><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 372px; height: 281px;" src="http://www.funnyscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/breakup-letter-575.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />LOL, when I found this picture I right-clicked to find the image info and got this menu: Copy, Select all, Yahoo, View selection source. By accident I hovered over Yahoo, which opened another menu. This one read: Search web for, E-mail this page, IM this page, (and finally, to my extreme amusement) Translate to English. I totally cracked up at "Translate to English", because I had just been thinking <span style="font-style: italic;">Wtf? That's not even English!</span> That is exactly what needs to be done to this letter! and this guy clearly dodged a major bullet, because not only can this girl not even form complete sentences, she appears to be a lunatic as well!Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-38845351069424291872010-06-17T18:58:00.000-07:002011-11-12T10:33:44.055-08:00So saith the venn diagram!24 amusing venn diagrams<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 382px; height: 277px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram8.png" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 373px; height: 271px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram2.png" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 376px; height: 273px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram3.png" /><br /><br /><br />Perfect graphic<br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 278px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram4.png" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 364px; height: 264px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram5.png" /><br /><br /><br />Run!<br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 266px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram6.png" /><br /><br /><br />Nice.<br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 264px;" src="http://www.cuteandweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_venn_diagram7.png" /><br /><br /><br />Haha, awesome.<br /><br /><img style="width: 356px; height: 268px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/truth_about_chicken.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 361px; height: 240px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/music_snob_venn_diagram.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 347px; height: 326px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nerd-venn-diagram.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 307px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/things_to_be_kept_out_of_reach_of_children.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I suppose so, but where the heck did that come from??<br /><br /><img style="width: 363px; height: 264px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/serial_killers.jpg" /><br />Uh oh...<br /><br /><img style="width: 369px; height: 268px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/unification_of_cutlery.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Win!<br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 283px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/love_story_of_two_circles.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 347px; height: 194px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/black_white_red.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 343px; height: 270px;" src="http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/baring_my_heart.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 346px; height: 335px;" src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/richardwinskill/2008/06/04/jolly_green_giant.png" /><br /><br /><br />Haha, yay larry the cucumber<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 356px; height: 277px;" src="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sixth-sense-venn-diagram3.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 343px; height: 339px;" src="http://the-space-in-between.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/111004_getit.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 349px; height: 262px;" src="http://graphjam.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-graphs-judging-web-site-author-sanity.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 343px; height: 225px;" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/oUVPjZYNomp81gxdmGvjaQ3ro1_r1_400.png" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 340px; height: 208px;" src="http://people.clarkson.edu/%7Ejjohnson//workspace/images/parole.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 340px; height: 255px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3277/2824756426_b77efb0d33_o.gif" /><br /><br /><br />Can I borrow that when it's done?Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-79389580474684110302010-06-13T22:40:00.000-07:002010-06-14T00:35:08.945-07:00The truth about cops.For as long as we've had police we've also had delusions about their customs and pass times. I mean really, peace bringing doughnut whores? Please! That's what they want us to think. Luckily for all of you out there still suffering from these misconceptions, I have uncovered the true story* for your benefit. Don't you feel lucky?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" >*Although this is a real book, the words are NOT the original text. It is meant to be amusing, so take it as entertainment and please don't go getting all butt hurt over fake books or slandering the name of police officers or other such garbage.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/20qe72w.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 305px;" src="http://i28.tinypic.com/2pta0m1.jpg%3Cbr" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 306px;" src="http://i32.tinypic.com/28qt4yh.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 408px; height: 309px;" src="http://i31.tinypic.com/25s8n55.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 308px;" src="http://i32.tinypic.com/2njgk0.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 412px; height: 311px;" src="http://i28.tinypic.com/29kq535.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 414px; height: 310px;" src="http://i30.tinypic.com/sdfwno.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 414px; height: 304px;" src="http://i29.tinypic.com/o0us2h.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 411px; height: 305px;" src="http://i25.tinypic.com/24pkupl.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 303px;" src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2wgvg9e.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 306px;" src="http://i25.tinypic.com/vxp9h3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 407px; height: 306px;" src="http://i25.tinypic.com/21b8a6b.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 301px;" src="http://i30.tinypic.com/amf786.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 406px; height: 307px;" src="http://i27.tinypic.com/2a8nw9u.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 405px; height: 305px;" src="http://i27.tinypic.com/33pf4eo.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 402px; height: 307px;" src="http://i25.tinypic.com/2m3g4mq.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-232216056793533362010-06-13T17:39:00.000-07:002011-11-12T10:38:22.771-08:00Kids draw the darnedest things...I remember when I was little, my mom and dad would tell me that every drawing I did was wonderful. I knew even as a little kid that they felt like they had to say that because they were my parents, and come to think of it that is pretty much how it works. Now that im older and rather more artistically developed, I have to wonder how my parents would have reacted if I had drawn something morbid or graphic or inappropriate or unusual and come looking for approval. Im sure they would have been quite alarmed or confused, much like the parents of these young artist probably were. Here is some artwork done by kids, ranging from hilarious to just plain dark.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 303px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_09.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"The crush" huh? Still at the cooties age I guess<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 410px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_08.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Somebody stuck in an elevator?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 391px; height: 239px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_07.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Somebody forget their anniversary<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 391px; height: 284px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_06.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Rofllll. According to one person (out of many who have posted this picture), the kids mom worked at home depot and was supposed to be selling a shovel, but im not sure im willing to fall for that one.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 532px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_04.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Actually that means <span style="font-style: italic;">she's</span> winning.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 631px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Look ma, I shit a ghost!<br />Or is it pacman nightmares?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 386px;" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/1children/thumbs/thumbs_01.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Aw, our future generation of star trek junkies are growing up so fast<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 295px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q8eqxPKyECo/SmuMR6JOsjI/AAAAAAAAAJo/Im_b8wfb05U/s400/shitty.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Japan stakes its claim on unhappy floating shit! That's right, it's taken already<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 393px; height: 316px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q8eqxPKyECo/Sl6H2XXQrUI/AAAAAAAAAJg/G3VV1rHUalc/s400/joint.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I know why they're all so happy! Pass that joint, smiley<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 302px; height: 495px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q8eqxPKyECo/Slzn9eXB8VI/AAAAAAAAAJI/GMNFw34fFIs/s400/abstract1-275x450.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Vanessa, age 4, drew a lovely picture of a spoon with a Cheerio in it. That's right, a spoon with a Cheerio. I hope she didn't ask her parents to guess what it was...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 385px; height: 289px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q8eqxPKyECo/SlzmGzMQfcI/AAAAAAAAAI8/fqvz_1WeRrI/s1600/coke.gif" /><br /><br /><br />This one was done by an 8 year old. Yes, EIGHT (is it just me or is that a little pathetic for 8?)<br />"Look mommy, I drew that white stuff daddy always sniffs off the coffee table!"<br />Just wait, tomorrow it'll be a hooker<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 258px; height: 205px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q8eqxPKyECo/Sj_07ODiKOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/mi3vDOtEJyE/s200/scissors.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />By Johnny, age 5.<br />My what big "scissors" you have...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 380px; height: 267px;" src="http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/i_love_satan.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Uh oh, Santa will be jealous.<br />"Can we put it on the fridge mom??"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 303px;" src="http://www.fluxw.com/kids.gif" /><br /><br /><br />yay "snack" eyes!<br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 266px;" src="http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kid-with-a-big-imagination.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oh dear...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 376px; height: 259px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//kids-drawings-family-feud.JPG" /><br /><br /><br />Ah the Family Feud X, signifying that daddy got the answer wrong and now is therefor either deceased or in grave danger. Normally one gets 3 wrong answers, but evidently it all depends on what number you pick in spouse roulette.<br />Whoa there lady, that dress is a little slutty for a family portrait, don't you think? Not very appropriate for mourning either<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 387px; height: 225px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//kids-drawings-penis-people.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I spy 2 dicks, a baguette and an unusual growth.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 337px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//kids-drawings-divorce.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Me too but I don't grab my sward and take it out on innocent trees. Shame on you.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 387px; height: 348px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//kids-drawings-people.JPG" /><br /><br /><br />Huh??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 242px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//kids-drawings-police1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Hey, at least he has goals.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 377px; height: 298px;" src="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//Drawing_13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Shhhh, try to pass it off as a swing<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 377px; height: 502px;" src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l259/andycouncil/jag-kid-pic-bwd.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Geez kid, easy on the leopards!Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-75507801306646408762010-06-12T01:27:00.000-07:002010-06-14T00:33:15.089-07:00The Uncomfortable AlbumHas anybody else ever found themselves browsing a music store and wondering what the hell some of the artists were thinking when they picked their cover art?? There are some seriously uncomfortable, unattractive and just plain unnecessary album covers floating around out there in case you hadn't noticed. For those of you who've never made it in to a record store like Amoeba or Rasputin (shame on you), the following may come as shock. Here are some examples of not so wall-worthy cover art!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 426px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Ha! wishful thinking with that name.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 401px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 415px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Clothes would have been an excellent call here...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 416px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I feel like he should be holding something more... villainish, like beakers of dangerous chemicals or a hairless cat.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 403px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 407px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />That looks suspiciously like a bubble wrap dress...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 413px; height: 395px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"The wife took this photo of me in the yard with my good goin out shirt and the new stache, and well, it just screamed sexy cover art!"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 435px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The savage petticoat tribe of south africa<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 424px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 416px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Gee I wonder why its only fifty cents<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 427px; height: 415px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I think this is more of a mood killer than anything... very unromantica.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 429px; height: 429px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-16.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 398px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-18.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*shivers*<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 429px; height: 435px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-19.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This could not get much more awkward! He kinda reminds me of Fez...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 435px; height: 414px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-21.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This is absolutely NOT what I requested!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 434px; height: 434px;" src="http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/albumcover-22.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Is that an oompah loompah on the left? And I think I know the one in the middle<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 437px; height: 428px;" src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/06/504x_gui-man_2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 364px; height: 325px;" src="http://www.theawkwardstage.ca/The_Awkward_Stage/Discography_files/Mint_MRD096_AwkwardS_bigrgb.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And finally, an album that I actually have heard of and have a copy of, and possibly the most uncomfortable of them all...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 410px;" src="http://www.cd24.ee/pildid/CD04318.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Excellent album, but oh the visual horror! I can almost hear my retinas sizzleAlcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-15329784793787095022010-02-02T18:17:00.002-08:002010-02-05T03:56:13.928-08:00Portable: Practical or preposterous?It appears that some inventors have decided that the market for portable wares is severely lacking, and therefor have taken upon themselves to make sure nobody ever has to stray far from their precious microwave, pizza oven, or toilet. I mean, what happens if I go out one day and all of the sudden an urgent need arises for a Karaoke machine?? I would feel quite the fool caught out unprepared like that, wouldn't you? Here are some unusual portable inventions. Practical or preposterous? you be the judge!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Always stop and consider before buying something portable that would normally not get carried around! When faced with products like this, always stop and ask yourself two all important questions... 1) What are the design flaws? 2) When would I use this?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 414px; height: 401px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_7-bedroom.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Portable rooms. Ok, so "portable room" <span style="font-style: italic;">sounds</span> potentially pretty cool, right? Right, and that's exactly how they get you. What are the design flaws? Well to start with, things that roll when you don't want them to tend get really annoying really fast. Making a bed suite or an office light enough to be portable causes a bit of a problem when you go to lean on your desk or forget and jump in to bed. Your desk wants to go forward, your rolling chain wants to go backward, and you yourself suddenly have no control in the matter. Hello, floor, i'd forgotten how hard and cold you are... The other design flaw is revealed by the second and most important question. When would I use this? That's easy. Unless you're overly fond of complications, you wouldn't. Really, where are you going to go that one of these would be practical? Unless, of course, you happen to be staying at a hotel that requires you to bring your own furniture... Or if you feel like taking a snooze at the park with all the comforts of home.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 409px; height: 272px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_1-karaoke.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />We have a crappy singing emergency on our hands, people! Seriously now, who needs this?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 292px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_10-toaster.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This is a portable manual bread toaster, complete with animated graphics to indicate how toasted the bread gets. Here's an idea, eat toast at home and have something else while your out and about! II think it's a pretty safe bet that this thing browns the very outside of the bread and that's about it. I don't know about you guys, but I think I can live without mobile toast.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 315px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_3-fireplace.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Now that's kinda cool, I might actually come up with an reason to use that.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 316px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_5-microwave.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Hmmm. Yes? No? Personally I think i'll just stick with microwaving things at home...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 362px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_2-washing-machine.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This would be quite handy if you happened not to have electricity.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 258px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_8-pizza-oven.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />There's a reason so many Americans are getting fat, and its called the portable pizza oven. Seriously? You cant wait until you get home to have your pizza?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 357px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_6-toilet2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Um, NO. This is a serious fail by Japan based Niban Too Corporation. As the leading contributor to the dumb inventions industry one would think Japan would have learned a great deal by now from all those mistakes. Normally one would be right, but the obviously the concept of learning from your fails does not exist over there. Maybe you guys are cool with literally carrying shit around in your briefcase, but the rest of us don't do that.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 413px; height: 283px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96935_a580_4-expresso-maker.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Portable espresso maker. Uhh, STARBUCKS! Ok, to be fair this would be great for camping, but it would totally make my day to see some dumbass driving down the road trying to make espresso in the car.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 344px; height: 515px;" src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/contrib/c5877.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Toilet car seat. Dude, what?? If I had a car there would be a few concrete rules, the first being: keep it in your pants and DON'T PISS IN THE FUCKING CAR!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 407px; height: 233px;" src="http://imagesme.net/tuvie/portable-bathtub2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Portable bathtub. We've been living for hundreds of years without carrying our bathtubs around, why change that?<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/contrib/c5862.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />No. Try again.Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-63396374444944020752010-01-01T23:03:00.000-08:002010-01-04T11:46:15.693-08:00Kitty CatastrophiesThanks to the extensive blogging of a man living in what he has dubbed "Hello Kitty Hell" (his wife collects literally anything and everything featuring Hello Kitty), the internet community (and some day the world) can be made aware of the extent of this vile plague that has been sweeping the world uncountered for entirely to long (thanks a lot, Japan). I have yet to come across a single person who can present even so much as one good reason for the popularity of this simplistic oval headed cat. Being targeted at teenagers, as opposed to toddlers, one might expect the creators to have employed at least a slightly higher level of complexity and detail when developing this smash hit character. Hello Kitty (the alias she adopted while on the run after the gruesome murder of her then arch nemesis, Goodbye Catnip (jk)), who's real name is "Kitty White" (is it just me or does that sound vaguely like a bad porn star name?), lives with her equally uncreativly named family (rivaled perhaps only by the Berenstain Bears), which consists of her parents George and Mary White, and twin sister Mimmy White. Thirty six and still living at home... is it just me or does that not exactly scream role model?<br /><br /><br />All said and out of the way, I now bring you 25 Hello Kitty products that SHOULD NOT EXIST!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hello-kitty-punisher-tattoo-400x300.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#1) Such as inked Punisher style on to your body for life...<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hello-kitty-jeans.JPG" /><br /><br /><br />#2) Or on far from people shaped jeans.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-ferrari.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#3) Hello Kitty Ferrari O_o It should be a crime to to ruin such an gorgeous car.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Hello-Kitty-hive-400x300.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#4) Hello Kitty beehive. Yes, those words did just come straight from my keyboard, and I am shocked and yet oddly fascinated in a train wreck sort of way... (if i were a bee living in that hive, I would have to arrange to be obliterated by a train wreck)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hello-kitty-taser.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#5) Hello Kitty Taser. Because there are lots of shady potential attackers out there who really want her..... debit card. (what did you think I was gonna say?)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hello-kitty-debit-card-400x260.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#6) Hello Kitty debit card. Some poor guy's wife's twisted idea of cute...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 399px; height: 299px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hello-kitty-sid-vicious-400x300.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#7) Hello Kitty Sid Vicious mural. Who's idea was this???<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 395px; height: 595px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hello-kitty-burqa-398x600.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#8) Hello Kitty barqa. Seriously? I say no wonder the middle east is pissed at us!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hello-kitty-louis-vuitton-bong-394x600.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#9) Hello Kitty Lois Vuitton bong. That is wrong on so many levels!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 327px; height: 395px;" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/07/world/07kitty.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#10) Hello Kitty arm band. This one has to be accompanied by a bit of an explanation (followed by inevitable shock/incredulity, and possibly a google search or two to confirm that im not bullshitting you). The Thailand police department has come up with what may just be the cruelest possible method of keeping their officers in line and up to scratch (bet you anything it works!). If an officer does not live up to the job standards expected of them (which cant possibly be to high, considering what goes on in Thailand), they are made to wear one of these on duty.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 379px; height: 362px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hello-kitty-mens-underwear-white-400x383.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#11) Wow, im not sure I even have words for this one. Hello Kitty briefs... Girls, DO NOT buy these (or anything similar) for your husband/boyfriend (or anybody else for that matter). No man deserves this kind of twisted torture and humiliation.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 439px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hello-kitty-darth-vader1-400x446.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#12) Where else does Hello Kitty not belong? In deep space, plastered on our favorite villains... Everybody likes to change their look from time to time, but there are certain limits that just shouldn't be pushed... ever.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 401px; height: 533px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hello-kitty-condom-keeper.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 278px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-condoms.thumbnail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#13) As if Hello Kitty condoms (disguised as lollipops) alone are not enough of a horror, there are matching condom keepers to put them in...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 402px; height: 406px;" src="http://www.savingadvice.com/blogs/image.php?width=375&url=http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hellokittybondage1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#14) This, my dear horrified readers, is unfortunately exactly what it looks like. A place to use those Hello Kitty condoms. As if Japanese "love hotels" aren't creepy enough already, this one has its very own Hello Kitty S & M room. A few words of advice for boyfriends/husbands(/slaves?) of Hello Kitty fanatics... if your wife or girlfriend suggests a trip to Japan, pack a bag, and RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS! My deepest sympathy to those who don't escape in time...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 426px; height: 321px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hello-kitty-hip-dysplasia-orthopedic-brace.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#15) If your dog happens to have hip dysplasia, do the poor thing a favor and don't even consider getting it a Hello Kitty hip dysplasia brace. Not only would this increase its suffering, it may also bring on horrible revenge that has probably been coming to you for a long time if you would even think of such a thing...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 387px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hello-kitty-lawnmower.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#16) Hello Kitty lawn mower... oh so wrong.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hello-kitty-scarification-1.jpg"><br /><br /><br />#17) Hello Kitty ink is bad enough... but cutting her likeness in to (or should that be "out of"?) your skin, with the intent to scar the image on to your leg (irreversibly, short of removal of the maimed leg in question).... well, lets just say im scarred for life as well.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hello-kitty-sig-sauer-p226-gun-400x285.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-assault-rifle-1.thumbnail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 384px; height: 173px;" src="http://www.savingadvice.com/blogs/image.php?width=375&url=http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-ak47.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#18) Everybody knows that Hello Kitty loves her guns. Here are just 3 of the ones available to fanatics (is it just me or should these people not be allowed weapons??). Hello Kitty Sig Sauer p226, AR-15 assault rifle, and AK-47. Hey Blake, I totally know what I would get you for your next birthday, if you weren't such a good shot...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 403px; height: 325px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-welding-helmet-1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#19) Hello Kitty welding mask, for that special welder in your life that hasn't suffered enough...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 434px; height: 324px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-graffiti.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#20) I am thoroughly ashamed to be counted as one of todays youth when they now feel the need to tag walls with Hello Kitty. I am a firm believer in graffiti as an art form (although I do not do it myself), but if I saw somebody doing this there might just be an immediate confiscation of their spray paint (by force, if need be), followed by the loud delivery of a piece of my mind, accompanied by the appropriate expletives... ok maybe not, but I would be glaring daggers for sure.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 295px; height: 416px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/hello-kitty-18k-gold-phone-strap.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#21) 18k gold Hello Kitty cell phone charm, costing $462, and the sanity of whoever gets pushed in to buying this for someone.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 309px; height: 309px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/hello-kitty-fat-meter.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#22) Hello Kitty portable body fat meter, because if a cartoon feline telling you your fat wont make you drop that burger and hop on a treadmill, nothing will.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 303px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-motorcycle-5.thumbnail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#23) Just when I thought it couldn't get any more disturbing, I must bring you the Hello Kitty Honda NSR motorcycle. Sometimes a vehicle looks better totaled...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-wedding-1.thumbnail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 398px; height: 312px;" src="http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-wedding.thumbnail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />#24) A Hello Kitty marriage certificate, to make a Hello Kitty wedding legit. What significant other in their right mind would submit to such horror?? This guy is obviously (it has to be said, everybody together now...) "pussy whipped"!<br /><br /><br />~~~<span style="font-style: italic;">~~~Congrats, you made it this far, now its grand finale time!~~~</span>~~~~<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.savingadvice.com/blogs/image.php?width=375&url=http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-cocaine.jpg" /><br /><br />#25) Last but by no means least, and probably the most horrifying... Hello Kitty cocaine (in case it's not totally obvious). On April 13th 2008 when Guatemalan anti-narcotics officers confiscated 1.2 tons of cocaine destined for Mexico, what they expected and what they found were surely two entirely different things.<br />Hello Kitty OD, taken to a whole new level. Perhaps this explains why she doesn't need a mouth, because it's nothing so innocent as powdered sugar on that "cute" little nose.<br /></imgh>Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-22621637691366841212009-12-24T22:48:00.000-08:002011-11-12T11:02:29.146-08:00Perplexing Portraits - Awkward! #2Just... wow. The things some people think of... Family photo fails!<br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 462px; height: 367px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/584_awkfam10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 339px; height: 484px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 534px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Um, ok, im just gonna come right out and say it, wtf is wrong with these people?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 348px; height: 481px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Wow, what the hell Santa??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 515px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 567px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Yikes... No wonder the dog appears to be looking for the best escape rout<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 421px; height: 640px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />How did they manage so many fails in one picture?? Lets all count them shall we? Everybody together now... 1) Bad sweater choice/possible laundry mix up, 2) Huge bow on the dog, 3) (ugly) Boots in place of Christmas stockings, 4) Gramps and botox barbie kidnapped the kid from A Christmas Story.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 361px; height: 532px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294_awkfam15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Those gingers have a dark side<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 365px; height: 566px;" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/12/294awkfam13.jpg" /><br /><br />Way to go on completely covering the tree... I wonder if they'd consider standing behind it next year. Please PLEASE tell me this was just a case of playing dress up gone horribly wrong!!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 372px; height: 531px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Slide223.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />What the fuck??? "Ok you guys, family photo time! Everybody get naked, grab your leaf, and head outside!"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 393px; height: 572px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cory.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 571px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/brigid.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/elizabeth-awkward71.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 411px; height: 685px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tina-Merry-christmas-2-612x1024.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Pic4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lolll, look at the kid! Thats a playa in the making right there people<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 670px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/iChat-Image1811281901.jpeg" /><br /><br /><br />Don't worry, he wont remember any of this in the morning. The photographer however... scarred for life.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 421px; height: 532px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/marissa-LR-sc0001d01a.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Im guessing the post office lost her letter to Santa?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 426px; height: 342px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/natalie-13041_1255411179206_1047374845_807073_4119624_n.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Where does one acquire baby sized chain-mail anyway??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 327px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Anonymous.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"Where's mah money, bitch?" Look at the kid second from the left though, is that a future member of another bad Disney channel boy band in the making or what??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 563px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/iChat-Image3675786643-782x1024.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />We know what to do if we have ghost problems, but there's nobody in the world we can call to make this picture less awkward!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Garland-tumblr_ku4q7pDdrr1qzchw0o1_500.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 280px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/elissa-IMG_0978.JPG-1024x682.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 564px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ej-aol-LR-100_8958_2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />WTF????<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 280px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/katie.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oops, candid shot!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 504px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/get-attachment.aspx.jpeg" /><br /><br /><br />Um, couldn't agree on the props huh?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 362px;" src="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Eric-iChat-Image2502445050-1024x860.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-19030634272935331592009-12-10T21:43:00.000-08:002009-12-17T15:04:05.581-08:00Reality Check<img style="width: 421px; height: 257px;" src="http://stevereads.com/img/e_to_the_i_pi_check_smaller.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />haha, win!Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-52525811565853673222009-11-11T22:35:00.000-08:002009-11-12T00:07:55.248-08:00Creative CurrencyProps to the many masters of money modification, the talented Joe D in particular, for bringing us art and then buying lunch with it.<br /><br><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 324px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2008/2408604616_d4211cd05f.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 437px; height: 291px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_01.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 431px; height: 287px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 281px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_03.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 446px; height: 292px;" src="http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lincoln_mario.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 449px; height: 299px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_04.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 447px; height: 298px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_05.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 441px; height: 294px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_06.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gem_jefferson1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Somehow this is one of my favorites<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 450px; height: 300px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_07.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 441px; height: 294px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_08.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 429px; height: 286px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_09.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 431px; height: 287px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 431px; height: 287px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Sometimes it doesnt take much!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 431px; height: 287px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oh dear, Frank is looking a little off color! And it looks like that bullet did more lasting damage than they lead us all to believe...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 423px; height: 282px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 421px; height: 191px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 423px; height: 282px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_17.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 281px;" src="http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2009/03/03/ItaysWorld_FunnyMoney_18.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 412px; height: 696px;" src="http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/4washingtons1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 435px; height: 181px;" src="http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ronjeremybill.jpg" /><br /><br />yikes<br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2377574547_2940eb27fa.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 440px; height: 334px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2378412974_4d35d98ccb.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 440px; height: 334px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2143/2378412934_d4b340bf58.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2378412700_6b0431fa8f.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2146/2378412680_9594a53375.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 331px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2173/2377574037_15fd4fb5c3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 433px; height: 329px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/2378412544_54dddc89e0.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />George Washington pittys the fool!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 338px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2030/2377573733_302d53cbd4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 454px; height: 345px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2377573637_d298ac42d8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 454px; height: 345px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2378411618_1987dff199.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 452px; height: 343px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2378411026_eaef709255.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 451px; height: 342px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2378409976_f4c3643ecd.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />IT'S PEANUT BUTTER J-... Washington??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 448px; height: 340px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2378407344_31a1bc0545.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 448px; height: 340px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2377555163_7b4a27975b.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 338px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/2378393878_d1007b8ce4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lincoln log!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 441px; height: 335px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2377554663_e7c4e688d7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 437px; height: 332px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2377552063_dd3997953b.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 444px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2386249342_91f6f8270f.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 444px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2385416209_b02fa86c11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 442px; height: 331px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2090/2385416077_77f497770f.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 442px; height: 331px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2022/2385415969_b0e908906d.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 329px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2386249086_957216965b.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 438px; height: 328px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2408604602_0941bf40e3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 329px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/2408611636_e2faeff023.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 327px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2439632398_523c362d77.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 440px; height: 330px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2438807847_4e47dfcffc.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 466px; height: 348px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2010/2438808427_cf615a08ef.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 443px; height: 332px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2011/2493067854_71baaa2749.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Nobody understands goth jackson<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 451px; height: 338px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2382/2492246457_bf463df571.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 338px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2592768165_01834aa630.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 442px; height: 331px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2598959010_6d9fc2b74d.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 444px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2598125443_5b0bb0c0a2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 440px; height: 330px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3022/2762858721_cd39377839.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 435px; height: 326px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2762860243_a41818e6e0.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 438px; height: 188px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/3056888156_0948072068.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 438px; height: 190px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/3056894504_b82f5f29d3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 435px; height: 194px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/3056898226_f710e99f75.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 434px; height: 190px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/3056899248_758b6c5bac.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 188px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/3056905230_e73120651b.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-51155017159693931602009-08-21T20:58:00.000-07:002009-09-10T15:14:54.724-07:00It's all in the name?Have you ever seen a product with a name that made you go "what the hell?"? I find that the best place to locate such products are any isle of any Asian store. Lost in translation or just plain bad decisions?<br /><br />>>>NOTE, ODDEE PICTURES HAVE NOT BEEN SHOWING UP FOR THE MOST PART LATELY, IT IS NOT YOUR COMPUTER<<<<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_goldengaytime.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_vergina.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_peecola.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A popular soda from Ghana<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_ayds.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A diet cando from the 80's. Yes, that is pronounced "AIDS". Oops!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_megapussi.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Chips from Finland. "megapussi", which means "mega bag", is not actually the product name.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_wackoff.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A bug repellent from Australia, ironicly used by the armed forces.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_sars.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A drink from New Zealand<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_jussipussi.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Dinner rolls. The odd thing about this one is that "jussi" does not mean anything, but it is a quite popular Finnish masculine name. I looked up the meaning of the name "Jussi" and found only that it is a Finnish version of "John". There are at least 11 Finnish versions of "John", and seeing as the name "John" means "the lord is gracious", I think that can be ruled out as the meaning of "jussi". Therefor, this is an example of a BAD DECISION.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_cock.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"Can I get some Jussipussi to go with my cock soup please??"<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_666cold.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1984.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The other flavors are chocolate, strawberry, and melon.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1914.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Tea<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1913.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A product im sure everybody as seen, as it is sold all over the place.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1911.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Award for the most unfortunate bread name?Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-6917973820460222732009-08-18T23:18:00.000-07:002009-08-18T23:33:00.396-07:00Hobo Humor part 2!More funny hobo signs!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_obama.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_slept.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Just after rumors of lohan being pregnant)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_checks.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_eatforfood.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_boogie.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_britney.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_robot.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_lunch.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_saber.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96775_smile.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 366px; height: 281px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a230_h1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 352px; height: 263px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a230_h3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 340px; height: 453px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a230_h6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 357px; height: 476px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a230_h7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 360px; height: 270px;" src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1459.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Translation :<br /><br />"We, at least, are honest<br />- For spliff and sweets<br />- For wine and beer<br />- For cigarettes"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 363px; height: 417px;" src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1047.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 365px; height: 397px;" src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1013.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-15341600547103018502009-08-18T15:23:00.000-07:002009-08-18T15:46:49.968-07:00An Epic AdventureThe awesome journey of two guys who wandered around Moscow in costume as Pacman and Jellyfish, purely for the sake of exploration (and possibly shock value).<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 439px; height: 292px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/pacman_moscow/1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 448px; height: 298px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 296px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 296px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 441px; height: 661px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 454px; height: 302px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 452px; height: 301px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 474px; height: 373px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 479px; height: 321px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 485px; height: 325px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 477px; height: 320px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 468px; height: 313px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 462px; height: 309px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 461px; height: 309px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/pacman_moscow/14.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-51537604879742248992009-08-18T14:17:00.000-07:002009-08-18T15:16:52.793-07:00Baffling BooksA collection of books with odd titles and topics. Just goes to show anybody can write a book. No conventional ideas? No problem!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 365px; height: 565px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*giggles*<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Omg, I want this book! Seriously, i'd read that O_o<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 516px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />In this book you'll find the original story of Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen, plus bone crunching zombie action.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 359px; height: 505px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 352px; height: 476px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />No, that is not a typo, and the content is as advertised.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 351px; height: 574px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This one is titled "Fuckin' Concrete Contemporary Abstract Algebra Introduction"...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 352px; height: 534px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"If you have ever wondered what action to take to keep clear of a fast moving ship, this book will remove the doubt."<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This book is meant to teach children to recognize animals by their butts, before turning the page to see the whole animal. We arent making children smarter with all these "educational" shows, computer games, movies, toys, and books... we're just making them weirder!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 336px; height: 507px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 335px; height: 419px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 319px; height: 531px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 351px; height: 533px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 346px; height: 538px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A book of Italian gestures, the phrases and words they represent, and the English translations.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 331px; height: 502px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 339px; height: 436px;" src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1169.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 337px; height: 504px;" src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1168.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 349px; height: 551px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_middle.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 356px; height: 552px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a349_b9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 359px; height: 551px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_awesome.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Now here's a creepy one. "<br />Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family."<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 379px; height: 559px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_talk.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 374px; height: 342px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_women.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 356px; height: 354px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_outlook.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 536px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_rigs.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I must read this book!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 361px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_cares.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />O_o<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 353px; height: 485px;" src="http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a413_games.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Including chapters such as "How To Eat With Your Pussy", "Nursing a Sick Pussy" and of course "Exercising Your Pussy" (seriously)Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-64469424916575497832009-08-18T13:13:00.001-07:002009-08-18T14:14:41.374-07:00Something About StatuesOk, we're going to do things a little differently today. I'm going to let <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> figure out the topic. What do all these statues have in common?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 582px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/live_sculptures/1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 446px; height: 593px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_001.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 456px; height: 606px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_005.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 468px; height: 623px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_008.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 478px; height: 635px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_009.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 484px; height: 644px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_011.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 485px; height: 645px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_020.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 494px; height: 658px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_023.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 489px; height: 652px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_025.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 488px; height: 366px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_026.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 489px; height: 651px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_039.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 497px; height: 660px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_042.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />So, what do they all have in common?<br />They're human. Thats right, real live people in costume and paint, at the Living Statue Contest in Sochi, Russia.<br /><br /><br />Bonus picture!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 502px; height: 668px;" src="http://media.englishrussia.com/live_sculptures/1_037.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Unicorn suit and a plunger? I cant help but wonder what they were going for here... Props for originality? (and unicorn suits, but thats a given)Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-49797139140120044602009-08-09T22:56:00.000-07:002009-08-10T01:44:01.658-07:00Stalling For Time- The writing's on the stall 2!Ah, graffiti, one of my favorite subjects. graffiti. The variety of things people feel the need to scrawl on walls, in this case specifically bathroom walls, simply baffles me. Why? Because so often makes me stop and say "huh??". Those <span style="font-style: italic;">what the heck?</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">LOL!</span> kind of moments are the little things that make my world go round. Some of the most random and interesting text graffiti can be found in bathrroms, therefor it deserves a category all of its own.<br /><br /><br />I recently found this picture by accident, and of course it prompted a second installment of Stalling For Time =)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8VJUCrknjQ/Sn-4XkoCQGI/AAAAAAAAACQ/pROMobrHQz8/s1600-h/graffiti.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 362px; height: 442px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8VJUCrknjQ/Sn-4XkoCQGI/AAAAAAAAACQ/pROMobrHQz8/s320/graffiti.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368211995957018722" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />LOLL, its true though.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 489px;" src="http://everylittlething.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341caef653ef0115714af02b970c-400wi" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 370px; height: 492px;" src="http://everylittlething.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341caef653ef0115714af150970c-400wi" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 371px; height: 258px;" src="http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/b-02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Loll<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 283px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/497250081_2d5a16b7a1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 283px;" src="http://blog.designpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/from-graffitiprojectcom.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 365px; height: 257px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28399-1248906082-27.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 375px; height: 264px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28395-1248906144-21.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 270px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28399-1248906164-29.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 369px; height: 260px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28396-1248906192-18.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28403-1248906217-20.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 275px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28401-1248906250-20.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 278px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28401-1248906471-23.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 393px; height: 277px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28401-1248906531-25.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 275px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28388-1248906557-30.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 386px; height: 272px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/7/29/18/enhanced-buzz-28399-1248906687-33.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 382px; height: 286px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/8/3/18/i-love-that-whoever-wrote-this-took-the-time-to-30065-1249337755-2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 380px; height: 285px;" src="http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/8/2/17/straight-from-the-pope-in-south-philly-14825-1249249406-3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 384px; height: 272px;" src="http://doodlersanonymous.com/images/entries/02102009155319057026.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 392px; height: 294px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/159422568_405b7708e5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 392px; height: 261px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/hylan/xanga/Graffiti02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Thiman building, UCSC, Santa Cruz, Cali (yay Santa Cruz! I will go there soon damnit.)<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 386px; height: 302px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3327462126_3be4a3820e.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 382px; height: 286px;" src="http://www.innocentenglish.com/img/bathroom-graffiti.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 297px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/thestatutoryape/Photo_071209_001.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 287px;" src="http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4143c4850685e011015f8ece3860b-500pi" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 379px; height: 252px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/grog16.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 375px; height: 250px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/grog15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 422px; height: 281px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/grog14.jpg" /><br /><br /><img style="width: 388px; height: 258px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/grog13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 384px; height: 256px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 264px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 382px; height: 254px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 384px; height: 256px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 376px; height: 250px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 361px; height: 240px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 339px; height: 226px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 264px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/djdwreck/w1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 417px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/34247170_0f9638f1f9.jpg?v=0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Thats right, its bonus picture time! I think I figured out why so much bathroom graffiti makes little sense!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kDyMtZ_dJwQ/SNSu0wYKREI/AAAAAAAAARE/-kE5yuNBaAE/s400/beer_chiller.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-12412381658330503882009-08-06T02:12:00.000-07:002009-08-06T03:28:50.992-07:00Subway StrangenessOk, here's a random topic for you guys; the Moscow subway. Here is a collection of funny/interesting photo's of people in the subway and the station in Moscow, Russia.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 453px; height: 604px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/19.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 438px; height: 583px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/20.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Woman in her late thirties, trying to look like a teenager. iiineresting<br /><br /><img style="width: 455px; height: 316px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/16.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 454px; height: 340px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/21.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 333px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/28.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 455px; height: 340px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 482px; height: 360px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 479px; height: 223px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/24.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 496px; height: 371px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 480px; height: 358px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/18.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 474px; height: 368px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/22.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 470px; height: 626px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/27.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Thats a cop<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 454px; height: 340px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />So is that<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 456px; height: 341px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/33.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 457px; height: 319px;" src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/25.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/38.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/41.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-75884039164755232542009-08-05T13:07:00.000-07:002009-09-10T15:03:38.921-07:00Mad ModificationsI think we can all agree that people do some interesting things to their bodies. Wether for personal preference or cultural conformity, I cant say I understand all of it, but it sure is fascinating!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 371px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SK1MO9u7jbI/AAAAAAAARdc/NoW2p9Vd46k/s400/body_modifier2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Scarification. To much pain for my liking, but one of the body mods I can understand getting.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r145/grish10/444/kambod/UncomfortableShoes6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Foot Binding. An ancient practice of some Chinese, banned (but still sometimes practiced) 1,000 years after origination. Effing insane.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/suigeneris1983/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFB.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Thats repulsive as hell, but I guess everybody needs a hobby...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 414px; height: 392px;" src="http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/suigeneris1983/katzen.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />I adore tattoos, but my personal preference stops far short of full body stripes.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.straitstimes.com/STI/STIMEDIA/image/20080322/ST_IMAGES_TFIMPLANT.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Transdermal implants. Im torn on this subject, as on one hand I find this particular kind very unapplealing, but on the other hand, I've seen ones that are quite cool.<br /><br /><img style="width: 447px; height: 702px;" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/steve_02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*Hides*<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://j-walkblog.com/images/gallery11009cols1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />World famous Cathie Jung has (a death wish) gradually bound her waist down to an astonishing 15 inches. She does not seem to mind that binding is not only very unattractive, but very unhealthy.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://inventorspot.com/files/images/eye2.img_assist_custom.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Eyeball tattooing. This man evidently got tired of hearing about the "whites" of his eyes... so he had them turned blue.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 434px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hijrT2PGy-0/SKDZNH5dZFI/AAAAAAAAAb4/OJxId2UUlCA/s1600/mr-tetanus-achilles-piercing.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"My life ambition of having a hole in my leg has been acheived! ...Now what?"<br />Whats with the filthy towel?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 413px; height: 288px;" src="http://techyum.com/blog%20art/realelfears.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"Things that look dumb as hell for $500, Bob"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hijrT2PGy-0/SKDVZwXyzXI/AAAAAAAAAaw/0ZBfWxd9RF8/s1600/body-pierce.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Ronald McDonald got angsty.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 285px; height: 335px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hijrT2PGy-0/SKDYh2RYlJI/AAAAAAAAAbI/iDbVwDp8s2s/s200/Very+Crazy+Piercing.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*giggles*<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.jefallbright.net/images/20050804a.gif" /><br /><br /><br />Lip plates. A cultural practice in Ethiopia by the women of the Mursi. These plates are made out of clay or wood, and crafted by the women who wear them. The meaning behind them is desputed, but the most popular claim is that the size of the plate indicated the size of the womans dowry. I have found, however, that this claim has been denied by a number of people who have lived with and studied these tribes and their culture.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 283px; height: 424px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_QJ7ObgzQAcI/RmdH873k6FI/AAAAAAAAAH0/YF4mylNfujw/s320/200px-Kayan_woman_with_neck_rings.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Neck coils. This is a practice by the Kayan women (from 5yo onward) of Mayanmar, nicknamed "Giraffe Women." The longer the neck, the more beautiful the woman is considered.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 228px; height: 306px;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_QJ7ObgzQAcI/RmdrMr3k6TI/AAAAAAAAAJk/GpCFMzPqIYA/s200/cranial1.bmp" /><br /><br /><br />Skull binding. Yikes!Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-50841663622212973362009-08-01T23:51:00.000-07:002011-11-12T11:45:48.758-08:00Phony PhotosFunny photoshop mistakes!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 422px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lolll, i like how the before pictures is the badly photoshopped one<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 320px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Yeah right, she wishes she were that skinny!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 421px; height: 479px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"Um, is our model having a stroke?"<br />"No, she's half stoned, now get me my pills."<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lol! Whole grain cereal, turning people white for over 50 years! It's like the airheads commercial where the indian kid magically turns into a white kid...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 378px; height: 548px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Sports Illustrated effed up, lol<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Stop examining the blur, guys, shes missing half a finger.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Ouch o_O<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 402px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SnNGCtnMO5I/AAAAAAAAElY/AQpeMp1RKhY/elbloodyf.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />It's the new trend... sunglasses that go into your ears! (is it just me or is that one of the most unattractive models EVER???)<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 412px; height: 432px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SnC8xYu-jdI/AAAAAAAAEk8/No3qU95eFdA/spiderbloodyman.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />"Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♫<br />Does whatever a spider can ♪<br />Has no bones ♫<br />In his arms ♪<br />That's cos he is made of lard ♫♫"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 366px;" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/Sm4LUpFiBXI/AAAAAAAAEjs/k9N9VIh9P_o/symsbloodysyms.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lets play human mix and mach! *sings "two of these people are not like the others..." does a dance*<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 259px;" src="http://www.danwei.org/2009/07/02/JDM090702key.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A story in People's Daily bitching about to many pigeons. Has anybody told them that that wouldn't be a problem if they just stopped going crazy with the copy & paste??? You have to be really hard up for stories when you start making up pigeons.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 397px; height: 505px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SmjmSyXmgLI/AAAAAAAAEhw/CnXhPydJRfI/adamandbloodyeve.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Legs=WTF??<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 239px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SmTUhsi5S9I/AAAAAAAAEgg/QixOzxsYmYc/dietbloodyad.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />At least the world has 1 honest diet ad<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 395px; height: 439px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SmDol7S6D5I/AAAAAAAAEfs/Su4fFNqAF1Q/michaelbloodyjackson.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Missed any spots lately?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 395px; height: 343px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/Slz0xLd5DiI/AAAAAAAAEeA/ehCJgs0JZ4o/saxobloodybank.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Riding a bike is so much more comfortable when you just leave out the back half. It feels just like sitting on air!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 360px; height: 391px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SlZtJ4JC1yI/AAAAAAAAEYk/tfSobQUQsZE/traybloodysheek.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 370px; height: 375px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SlJE0IMTCJI/AAAAAAAAETU/292siPyALGk/sesamebloodystreet.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Can you spot the file folder? Snuf sure did!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 383px; height: 510px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SkvVk65hnuI/AAAAAAAAERM/UHFG5YpItYU/transbloodyformers.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />One knee seems to have become very curved, while the other is obviously on its way to hide in her boot.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 382px; height: 273px;" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SkPsw9e89aI/AAAAAAAAEKY/LJRuHrFihoc/arrrrr.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oh, hold on, i'll just reach right trough the door and hit the lock button... I love how the little girl looks so freaked, lol<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 381px; height: 351px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/Sj_pH_q9_QI/AAAAAAAAEAE/MKI9GaCuCBQ/freizeit.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />What were they even going for here?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 362px;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SjvzwACFtMI/AAAAAAAAD8w/AhwvSRBGJVQ/audi.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Record number of bad modifications in one pic. Nice going, losers!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 415px; height: 291px;" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SjrAFC2keMI/AAAAAAAAD8U/OUkaPAmXwdY/toronto.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Wow... Feeling they needed to add in a black guy is one thing, but couldnt they have found someone who looked a little less crazed?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 408px; height: 491px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/Sja_jZ-qtbI/AAAAAAAAD6o/-VwPdqdlutU/naturalmuscle.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Her friends call her Stumpy<br />.<br /><br /><img style="width: 410px; height: 422px;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SimKmX5y9WI/AAAAAAAAD1Q/4phEPnuZs84/panda_goggles.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 432px;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SibYkqDAE3I/AAAAAAAAD0A/bru16OVaACU/swagg_my_ass.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 505px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SiWd54a7ubI/AAAAAAAADzk/6mh2jd3LoA4/moebius_sport.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 441px; height: 498px;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/Sh8T5tzfCGI/AAAAAAAADx4/JbfrJLresJw/closer.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Damnit, Thing! I thought i told you to stay in the purse!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/ShxeZ-sLS_I/AAAAAAAADwo/Nk_GU08MOyQ/crescer.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oh dear...<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 423px; height: 388px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/ShR1rQ3u8WI/AAAAAAAADuk/JvgOhs1M430/failydail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 462px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/ShMayqjiZMI/AAAAAAAADuI/f78e-jSJt1w/longcurls.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-32416867198328574812009-08-01T22:32:00.000-07:002011-11-12T11:49:36.953-08:00Misspelled MiscellaneaDo you ever have one of those moments where you just cant remember how to spell something that you've spelled a million times?? Yeah, I hate when that happens.... to me that is!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 252px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Well on one hand that doesnt come across as very friendly... On the other hand it is kinda annoying when people come to america and refuse to learn english =/<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 159px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 412px; height: 329px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Took me a sec to notice BOTH are misspelled. Evidently the dream wasnt education...<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 421px; height: 269px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />We put the COOL in SHCOOL, kids!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 227px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />At least it wasnt "Suckcess"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 278px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 413px; height: 275px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*giggles*<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 251px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lmao, now thats funny!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a282_s15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Irony at work<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 457px; height: 353px;" src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/WN/ht_misspelled1686_080404_ssh.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Monster cheese!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 451px; height: 349px;" src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/WN/ht_misspelled2277_080404_ssh.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Somebody's from Boston! lollll<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 442px; height: 200px;" src="http://pages.prodigy.net/pizzabagel/_images/MS_CHINISE.JPG" /><br /><br /><br />Not only is the chef a baby, Chinese became Chinise and the U in Peruano looks alot like a V.... O_o<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 482px; height: 198px;" src="http://pages.prodigy.net/pizzabagel/_images/MS_CIGARRETTES.JPG" /><br /><br /><br />A single sandwich that is both hot and cold, to go with your coffee "cigarrettes".Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-80111771466908383752009-07-31T20:24:00.000-07:002009-07-31T21:12:28.854-07:00Marketing Madness!Not quite mainstream marketing, awesome ads in unlikely places! <br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_pasta.jpg><br /><br><br />A new and crative (and a little bit creepy) way to advertise pasta.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_comb.jpg><br /><br><br />A conditioner ad in Bangkok.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_fedex.jpg><br /><br><br />Awesome, but what the hell does it have to do with Fedex Kinko's? <br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_coffee.jpg><br /><br><br />Apparently Folgers wants you to look at sewer covers and want coffee...?<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_painting.jpg><br /><br><br />I applaud Nationwide Insurance and Coops Paints on an ad well collaborated!<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_minicooper.jpg><br /><br><br />Amusing Mini Cooper(s suck) ad in Zurich, Switzerland.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_globalpool.jpg><br /><br><br />This ad was placed in a swimming pool in India by Ogilvy & Mather Mumbai ad agency . The ad is for HSBC, and intended to raise awareness of global warming.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_wrongjob.jpg><br /><br><br />Ad for a job recruiting company in Berlin, Germany.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_knife.jpg><br /><br><br />Knife company, of course.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a415_drunk.jpg><br /><br><br />Oh dear<br /><br><br /><img src=http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1138.jpg><br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_ski.jpg><br /><br><br />In a coffee house in Japan. If its all the same to you, when I get around to trying skiing i'll do it standing, and with my pants up.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_soccer.jpg><br /><br><br />ESPN. "Soccer is good everywhere, but it is much better on ESPN channels." <br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_jewelry.jpg><br /><br><br />Natan Jewelry Shop, Sao Paulo, Brazil. <br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_axe.jpg><br /><br><br />Axe ("Turn the nice girls dirty.") placed these stickers in mens bathrooms in Monevideo, Uruguay.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_mini.jpg><br /><br><br />Mini Cooper ad.<br /><br><br /><img src=http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a379_wash.jpg><br /><br>Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-45392007697764695512009-07-31T17:01:00.000-07:002009-07-31T17:59:28.641-07:00Terrible TattoosWhat can I say besides, these tattoos (along with their wearers and artists) <span style="font-weight: bold;">FAIL!</span><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 447px; height: 298px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Its painfully obvious that this was not drawn out ahead of time.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Im guessing the intended design would have looked pretty stupid too<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This is my panther, I call him Mr. Squishy.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 464px; height: 401px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 457px; height: 342px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 414px; height: 435px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />ATTENTION: NEVER LET YOUR 4 YEAR OLD DESIGN YOUR INK!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/15.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 425px; height: 283px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/16.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/17.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/255766/80432420.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 449px; height: 537px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/255766/80432423.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 435px; height: 361px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/255766/80432425.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Oops<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 320px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/255766/80432427.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />?????????<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 453px; height: 339px;" src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_03.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 445px; height: 296px;" src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Stay very still... it's the rare one eyed pig cobra!!!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 443px; height: 295px;" src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Say no to crack! And little badly done cupids<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_14.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_16.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_18.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_19.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_20.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_22.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_23.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Head=fine, body=fail!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_30.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090304/tattoos_31.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-41484045902985248192009-07-31T15:34:00.000-07:002009-07-31T16:55:01.726-07:00Priceless MisplacementsHere I have compiled an awesome assortment of ad placements gone wrong. Unfortunate, unusual, suggestive or just plain funny, its time for priceless misplacements! (sorry for any picture repeated from other posts!)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Mmm, yummy trashcan!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 402px; height: 123px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 313px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 393px; height: 247px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a4_2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 189px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The ad says <span>"If you don't have GIO Third Party property insurance <span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>, we suggest you don't hit this bus" </span><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 313px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 405px; height: 255px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a8.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Kitty wants a hug... This looks like a job for.... GIANT EXTRA OBNOXIOUS JESUS MURAL!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 417px; height: 307px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a9.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 119px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 450px; height: 269px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />John you see this? Id say you should cut back but then you'd just be miserable >.< First I thought of you, and then immediately realized that your probly sitting outside starbucks as im typing this O_o (3:59pm)<br /><br /><br /> <img style="width: 374px; height: 278px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a12.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/contrib/c1167.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 390px; height: 311px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a2x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 427px; height: 291px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a3x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 411px; height: 358px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a5x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 406px; height: 179px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a8x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This one is for Krys and Barry<3 style="width: 425px; height: 406px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a9x.jpg"><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 215px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a10x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 532px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a11x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 432px; height: 662px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a13x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The article on this german newspaper deals with the suffering of the gypsies in the nazi concentration camps like Auschwitz where thousands of them were murdered with poison gas. The unfortunate ad promotes natural gas ("Eon provides the gas for tomorrow already today").<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 271px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a14x.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 418px; height: 245px;" src="http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles/a100_a15x.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-27841569042006536652009-07-30T20:49:00.000-07:002009-07-31T21:20:14.045-07:00Failure Is Fantastic!Sometimes failure can be a good thing, especially when its making as laugh, or just stare confusedly.<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 303px;" src="http://terriblywrite.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/incest-repellant.jpg?w=" h="346" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 458px; height: 332px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-lawnbike-fail.jpg?w=" h="363" /><br /><br /><br />If you care about your lawn enough to bike-mow it, why park on it???<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-memory-ad-fail.jpg?w=" h="395" /><br /><br /><br />Lolll! "What were you helping me do again? Right! Working on my memory. Hey... I remembered!"<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-god-love-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 428px; height: 324px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-microwave-bowels-name-fail.jpg?w=" h="379" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 381px; height: 306px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-friend-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 303px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-restaurant-name-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br />Just try not to get crumbs in the bed<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 416px; height: 277px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-photo-slogan-fail.jpg?w=" h="333" /><br /><br /><br />Well damn, shouldnt you have a black SUV with heavily tinted windows or something then?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 394px; height: 285px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-website-fail.jpg?w=" h="362" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 426px; height: 309px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-graffiti-win.jpg?w=" h="363" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 409px; height: 306px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-simpsons-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-masquerade-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.org/2009/05/18/improvement-fail/" /><br /><br /><br />WTF?????<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 420px; height: 319px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-also-buy-fail.jpg?w=" h="382" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 373px; height: 288px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-hamburger-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-killer-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 367px; height: 254px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cuyama-fail.jpg?w=" h="347" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 372px; height: 247px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-mini-golf-fail.jpg?w=" h="333" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 408px; height: 149px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-breathing-fail.jpg?w=" h="165" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-cd-placement-fail.jpg?w=" h="345" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 403px; height: 221px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-compact-fail.jpg?w=" h="275" /><br /><br /><br />The truck next to it failed too<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 302px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-course-design-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 290px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-fence-security-fail.jpg?w=" h="360" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-slut-receipt-fail.jpg?w=" h="473" /><br /><br /><br />Slut only $6.25? And what an odd assortment of things to order to a hotel room O_o Wheres the chocolate syrup and whe whipped cream?<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-newspap-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 387px; height: 282px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-be-milf-fail.jpg?w=" h="364" /><br /><br /><br />O_o<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 442px; height: 174px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-fire-drill-fire-fail.jpg?w=" h="196" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-colr-book-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-squirl-fail.jpg?w=" h="364" /><br /><br /><br />Say what now?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 401px; height: 289px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=" h="361" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-fail-sign-win.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 375px; height: 271px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-parenting-fail2.jpg?w=" h="363" /><br /><br /><br />I've always said some people shouldnt have kids<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 375px; height: 270px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-lost-bus-fail.jpg?w=" h="362" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 375px; height: 280px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-pepsi-war-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 373px; height: 286px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-rocket-surg-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 379px; height: 270px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-crowd-c-fail.jpg?w=" h="357" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-v-card-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 388px; height: 290px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-faucet-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 404px; height: 269px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-homicide-fail.jpg?w=" h="300" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 392px; height: 249px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-risk-mgmt-fail.jpg?w=" h="318" /><br /><br /><br />LMAO! "Earthquaaake! Quick, stand by a window!"<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 399px; height: 299px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-dui-fail.jpg?w=" h="376" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 399px; height: 265px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-pool-hall-fail.jpg?w=" h="333" /><br /><br /><br />...good to know?<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sale-ad-v-fail.jpg?w=" h="400" /><br /><br /><br />Lolll, priceless. Not only is the ad on the wrong side of the window, apparently they think ppl need a picture of the car, reguardless of the fact that its on the car itself<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-display-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 401px; height: 300px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-phon-numb-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-kid-tow-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-carny-sp-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br />LMFAO!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-gender-s-fail.jpg?w=" h="141" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 362px; height: 271px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-incorrect-octagon-geometry-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 362px; height: 488px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-pants-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sweet-pea-fail1.jpg?w=" h="450" /><br /><br /><br />Ohh damn, lol, that sucks<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-cross-pricing-fail.jpg?w=" h="500" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 374px; height: 280px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-phallic-monumental-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br />Wow... that cant have been an accident<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 377px; height: 282px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-wordwheel-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 381px; height: 285px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-disney-trip-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 385px; height: 288px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-warning-sign-fail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 386px; height: 289px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-escalator-fail.jpg?w=" h="375" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 389px; height: 282px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-plumbing-win.jpg?w=" h="363" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 387px; height: 290px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-shoes-fail.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Japan, the fail capital of the world<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sober-fail.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7881646987557971926.post-39234351571325860822009-07-24T13:07:00.000-07:002009-07-24T15:07:48.148-07:00Piculiar Poodles - Canine Or Canvas?Out of all the dog breeds, I think i'd argue for poodles being the breed of the most possibilities when it comes to grooming. I coulnt bring myself to do this to a dog, especially not my own mini poodle, but some poodle owners seem to think their dogs dignity is a small price to pay. Many of these are the same dog, a standard poodle named Cindy. Her owner swears she enjoys these shows, and honestly, knowing poodles and dogs in general, im sure she really does. Brace yourself....<br /><br /><img src="http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/7230.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27dq7leeI/AAAAAAAAVwQ/WWRN6da3zqA/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-01.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Teenage Mutant Ninja.... Poodle?<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27SC_-jJI/AAAAAAAAVwA/xLCJCflpLbI/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-02.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Love the lavender poodle fro<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27Rl8U56I/AAAAAAAAVv4/aTv3TGVgomE/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-03.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27RAU4c5I/AAAAAAAAVvw/f9Aq90z5LeU/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-04.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Cocklepoodledoo?<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27RDBj_QI/AAAAAAAAVvo/zcn6fdGFUF4/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-05.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Looks like she did that drunk if you ask me...<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27FbMAimI/AAAAAAAAVvg/xcB3xfJgSAA/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-06.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Ok that i might do, but id probly go punk/goth with it<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27E_SEuFI/AAAAAAAAVvY/mZHydIAJqCk/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-07.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27E809NtI/AAAAAAAAVvQ/Ux6lrBEkj60/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-08.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />*Giggles* Fuckyeah....<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27EuLJFXI/AAAAAAAAVvI/HOs6adPZTTQ/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-09.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SS27EYjxwTI/AAAAAAAAVvA/6vQfgLeWWQA/s400/crazy-poodle-haircuts-10.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This woman has a problem...<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.privatjokr.com/media/square%20poodle.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WnCJlq_kUA8/SMicuIzfurI/AAAAAAAALOk/tn9BaDKhsTA/s320/superzoo-pet-trade-show-painted-poodle-snake.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Thats different....<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e90c041941c8a6bc7aca.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Woot<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e90ceb6863f27d2f3181.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e90d8d66f8f3259007e4.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Lmao, look at the nest<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e90e36247f88f84c552c.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e91049fe545bc5255848.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e9111d03232cafa4c4e0.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e9118aa52d2d74bf840a.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Omg i love it, lol<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.stumbleplease.com/adpics/4a007e912e583253288191ce5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 448px; height: 305px;" src="http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/140718.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/101639.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/102852.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/2786.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dalemackey.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dyed-poodle-5.jpg?w=300&h=256" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dalemackey.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/09-25c-20062.jpg?w=275&h=238" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dalemackey.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dyed_poodle.jpg?w=200&h=300" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.boingboing.net/poodle-grooming.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://zoonormous.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/poodle.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 482px; height: 371px;" src="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/barkleighaward.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 496px; height: 344px;" src="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/hippie.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 504px; height: 490px;" src="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/shark.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 521px; height: 641px;" src="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/dragon2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.pinkcoyote.net/pc5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Somebody has a peacock fetish<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-7.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-2.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-3.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-6.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />(Not a poodle)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.caninest.com/images/dyed-poodle-4.jpg" />Alcornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266460715036737523noreply@blogger.com0